Pass The Confusion

JULIA
Yes, I’d like to Order Chaos, with an extra bun
As I am a very strict heretical Discordian nun
Buns are forbidden for some stupid reason
By my very Sirius-ly disorganized religion

Yes, let us roast and toast the Sacred Chao
Cause now is Zen and Zen is now
Step right up and select your illusion
Hail Eris and pass the confusion!

I say, Discord is unfairly maligned
‘Tis an ill wind which blows no minds
Offending only organs of the olfactory kind
It really stinks if it don’t make you think!

JULIA
Now first I must sprinkle you with fairy-dust
Then reality will spontaneously combust
You may not notice the change right away
After all Troy wasn’t destroyed in a day

ALL
So let us toast and roast the Sacred Chao
Cause now is Zen and Zen is now
Step right up and select your illusion
Hail Eris and pass the confusion!

JULIA
Hell, we don’t even know
If Mr. Momomoto
Can really swallow his nose
Is it Mr. Momomoto
Or is it actually his brother
You know, Momomoto the other
Who can truly swallow his nose?

ALL
Who knows? The clown knows!

JULIA
Rub-a-dub-dub and the Original Snub
Podge pushing Hodge in the cosmic tub
There Greyface goes ordering Chaos around
Forget all that heavy gravity
It’s profanity that’s profound!
Fnord you, Greyface! Disco balls! Disco balls!

DEMI
Pardon me, did you say fnord?

JULIA
Yes, we can’t afford to ignore the fnord
Absurd to neglect such a critical word
Fnord is more than an ordinary curse
It’s the most widely missed word in the Universe
Fnords hidden on billboards, fnords between the lines
I’m pining for the fnords, but my mind is all mine!

JULIA
Dot your tease and cross your eyes
And plant a kiss between Her thighs
Know that you are already free
For entropy undoes bureaucracy
Taking it too seriously is the only sin
‘Cause that’s like letting Greyface win
And we can’t let the Pentagon
Immanentize the Eschaton!
ALL
So let us toast and roast the Sacred Chao
Cause now is Zen and Zen is now
Step right up and select your illusion
Hail Eris and pass the confusion!

January 15, 2017. Category: airlift, The Original Joke.

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