I had this thought inside my head
What would happen if I said:
I had this thought inside my head
And I wondered what would happen if I said
Air Lift Underground
Sending Up Ken Nordine
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Well, this castle is quickly losing luster
The courtyard’s cluttered
With braggadocio and bluster
Broken windows shuttered
Sliding into the gutter
Whatever happened to the welcome mat?
Oh, they sold that to the plutocrats
It’s a labyrinth of one-way doors
Where billionaire servants carefully ignore
Your protests as they steal all that is yours
And sell the furniture for a trifle more
This is a house that has forgotten the poor
We’re not even sure what we built it for
The paint is peeling
On the sagging ceiling
Too much truth revealing
We’re tired of kneeling
It’s potluck planet
And we plan on feasting
So let’s bring the healing
Let’s bring the healing
Better invest in remodeling
Let’s start by appealing
To that human feeling
We’ll need more than a cosmetic change
The whole foundation must be rearranged
We’re so spun out on our polarities
We’ve misplaced half our humanity
Compassion is pure necessity
When we understand
That I plus you makes we
So let’s bring the healing
Let’s bring the healing
Let’s bring the healing
We’re sick with worry
Sick with debt
Sick with doubt
Sick with regret
Sick with hatred
Sick inside out
Sick about what it’s all about
Sick of division
Sick to the core
Sick of the mantra of more more more
We’re sick of celebrity
Sick of the news
Sick of manifest destiny
Heads I win, tails you lose
We’re sick of the superficial
Sick of the profound
Sick of the artificial
Turf smothering the ground
Sick of lies raining from above
Sick of push
And sick of shove
Sick with twisted ideas of love
Sick of always keeping score
And so very sick
Sick to death
Of the vile stench of war
There’s so much we’re all sick of
So let’s bring the healing
Let’s bring the healing
Let’s bring the healing
Let’s bring the healing
Never trust a psychic
Who only sees appointments
If they were truly authentic
They’d have your slot penciled in
I’m not calling anyone a charlatan
But this snake-oil seems mighty thin
Have you taste-tested your own medicine?
Yeah, this snake-oil seems mighty thin
Have you taste-tested your own medicine?
We’ve come to some oasis
Where the water tastes like truth
Filtered through reverse osmosis
And delivered to the youth
For the thirsty do not inquire
If that cup of Kool-Aid is pure
When it quenches the heart’s desire
And comforts the unsure
When it quenches the heart’s desire
And comforts the unsure
I once bought some free advice
The very best kind you can get
If they sell you your own soul at market price
That ain’t enlightenment
No, that ain’t enlightenment
It’s a three-ringed shell-game circus
Trapeze leaps of synchronicity
With all these signs between us
It’s a wonder anyone can see
The fault is not the dots themselves
Cast in constellations unforeseen
Whatever Fate’s ulterior motives
For making such a scene
You might write it off to happenstance
An offbeat quirk of circumstance
Just an act of random chance
A meaningless coinci-dance
Is it forgery or foreordained
Sleight of hand or cosmic plan
Or just a way to keep us entertained
Seer-ing in the frying pan
I once bought some free advice
The very best kind you can get
If they sell you your own soul at market price
That ain’t enlightenment
No, that ain’t enlightenment
Nostradamus always stuck to his story
But just as quick to hedge his wagers
Missing the mark never made him worry
For it all shakes loose sooner or later
So let’s play a game of spin the tale
Let’s pin the foible on the future fable
For the Devil hides in the fine details
And Justice has Her thumb on the scales
Karmameters and alien channeling
Bone throw, Tarot toss or Me Ching
Whichever way you swing
Everything shifts with a butterfly wing
I once bought some free advice
The very best kind you can get
If they sell you your own soul at market price
That ain’t enlightenment
No, that ain’t enlightenment
Volition is like a faux mirage
It feels real in the heat of the choice
Fate comes in heavy camouflage
Imitating a stranger’s voice
Even counterfeits hold a certain charm
And if no one’s any the wiser
How does anyone find the harm?
Adorned with graven emblems
Covered in costume jewelry
Numb to the shiny conundrum
Embedded in star-struck neon marquees
Well, no side trip is out of the way
When redemption’s the destination
The sybil had her say, come what may
To a future of veiled creations
I once bought some free advice
The very best kind you can get
If they sell you your own soul at market price
That ain’t enlightenment
No, that ain’t enlightenment
Starseeds from wild yonder frontier
Efflorescent effigies made from mirrors
Under the deep blue atmosphere
Exploding at the bottom of an ocean of air
Overtures and undertones
Animating flesh and bone
Chipping away at the great unknown
As both the sculptor
Both the sculptor and the stone
Both the sculptor and the stone
They carried carbon contraband
Written in twin helix strands
And it spread throughout the land
Lit like a red-hot firebrand
The Oracle code from the motherlode
Where the sky kisses the Earth
And rain returns for another rebirth
Sun-soaked fractal math
Wandering and pondering
Evolution’s garden path
A rose arose
A rose arose
A rose arose
A Cosmos exposed
As the coiled Caduceus laughs
Practicing the Bloomin’ Craft
Practicing the Bloomin’ Craft
Practicing the Bloomin’ Craft
Rhea gave Her essence to the Aeons
But bygones wouldn’t stay bygones
Fed a rock to the Ages swallowing Icons
And made old Time cough up the Pantheon
She showed them the invisible
She told them the inaudible
She described the ineffable
Defied the inevitable
And bid them build the impossible
She wished us illumination
But left us biding among the blind
She whispered secrets of initiation
By the sign of serpents intertwined
The Oracle code from the motherlode
Where the sky kisses the Earth
And rain returns for another rebirth
Sun-soaked fractal math
Wandering and pondering
Evolution’s garden path
A rose arose
A rose arose
A rose arose
A Cosmos exposed
As the coiled Caduceus laughs
Practicing the Bloomin’ Craft
Practicing the Bloomin’ Craft
Practicing the Bloomin’ Craft
Going down to the velvet valley
Where syrup streams come to swell
Going down to tickle my fancy
And to tickle yours as well
We met in booking at the local clink
Making the best of the situation
I’d had a little bit too much to think
Sparking a three-state investigation
She was in for numerous sins
And countless deviations
She flashed me an unlawful grin
The kind that needs no explanation
Oh, that good old outlaw romance
Sweatin’ heavy and takin’ our chance
Oh, you know, it’s a dangerous dance
By the seat of our pants
Sometimes it comes apart at the seams
Whenever you start pulling strings
It might just keep unraveling
It was love at first mug shot
So I hurried back with her bail
And when they wouldn’t let her out
I took down the walls of that damned jail
We ran off to join the circus
That scene was really fly-by-night
Swinging the high trapeze netless
With backpacks of dynamite
Oh, that good old outlaw romance
Sweatin’ heavy and takin’ our chance
Oh, you know, it’s a dangerous dance
By the seat of our pants
Sometimes it comes apart at the seams
Whenever you start pulling strings
It might just keep unraveling
One day the big top blew sky high
And we were already making tracks
Skating on thin ice of alibis
With the heat always at our backs
Never met a rule that wouldn’t bend
We’re completely self-authorized
I haven’t a clue how all of this ends
But I plan on being surprised
Oh, that good old outlaw romance
Sweatin’ heavy and takin’ our chance
Oh, you know, it’s a dangerous dance
By the seat of our pants
Sometimes it comes apart at the seams
Whenever you start pulling strings
It might just keep unraveling
She was ravishing in rags
She banished gloom from the drag
Serving fantasies by the bag
Any eye would be
Taken in by the shine
Oh it’s no use cryin’
Over spilt wine
And no use whining
About wilted vines
Especially when the vineyard
Was never mine
She interrupted nothing
Nothing at all
I was deeply contemplating
The nearest wall
Intent on procrastinating
A perfectly good day away
But I lost sight of my priorities
And put the pause button on delay
Maybe it was her eyes
Or maybe her ink
Maybe it was her fire
Or just my drink
Whatever it was that made me think
Thoughts that came
With a nudge and a wink
A voice in my head that seductively said
I can always do nothing tomorrow instead
Words had such a way with her
Acrobatic enough to insert
Terms like “hyperbolic tesselation”
In the course of casual conversation
Dangling participles in anticipation
Of furtive yet fruitless flirtations
Daring you to confess incomprehension
Of notions which defy explanation
She had a way of waxing eloquent
On any subject she’d care to invent
She was of roundly angular bent
And I was rarely sure exactly what she meant
She always assumed that you understood
I always assumed I eventually would
Maybe it was her eyes
Or maybe her ink
Maybe it was her fire
Or just my drink
Whatever it was that made me think
Thoughts that came
With a nudge and a wink
A voice in my head that seductively said
I can always do nothing tomorrow instead
Classy and class-conscious all at once
She dropped out of finishing school
And jumped into the blue gene pool
Elitism isn’t for everyone, she said
The books kept slipping off my head
And anyway they’d rather be read
What a bundle of conflicted contradictions
A wonderful mess of conflated convictions
In a ribbon-red dress defying description
Surfing the wave of Saturn’s Return
She had three triple lifetimes to burn
And so when she said shall we then go
And I said where and she said you know
She said you know
She said you know
Maybe it was her eyes
Or maybe her ink
Maybe it was her fire
Or just my drink
Whatever it was that made me think
Thoughts that came
With a nudge and a wink
A voice in my head that seductively said
I can always do nothing tomorrow instead
There’s more here than meets the ear
More than anyone understands
Like an old story told fourth hand
The only constant is conversion
Everyone hears a different version
Pass it on, pass a ton
Past a one, past we won
Here comes the king of the trolls
On a red-carpet of indemnified souls
Make way for the procession of deplorables!
They hang on his gilded coat-tails
They hang on every blustery word
This curious cross between Mussolini
P.T. Barnum and Harry Houdini
On goblins! On dragons!
Sound the alarm! Arm the klaxon!
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Fe fie Foo-foo
Freaking all the field mice
And bopping ‘em on the head
The Klan and 4-chan and the FBI, oh my!
They bet on the long shot
And Russia covered the spread
Enthroned in a castle of cards
With struts of silver spoons
The blowhard paper tycoon
Upgraded to full-scale typhoon
Well, they cultivated the piper
But he supplied his own pie, sir
And now he’ll call the tunes
The firmament shakes
Under the jackboot earthquake
The upset heard ‘round the world
Coup! Coup! Coup!
For ballots are cheaper than bullets
And puppets move faster than rockets
On 9-11 twin towers fell
In the apple of America’s I
On 11-9 another gaudy tower rose
To spill golden showers from the sky
Now we confront unbound Titans
Looming over compromised horizons
Now the map is swimming with red
As rough beasts slough off to Washington
Lining up at the trough to be fed
I’ll Putin twenty
If you’ll ante up the farm
For this is the land of plenty
And the bankers will come to no harm
Just make sure the bears keep their arms
The Second Amendment trumps the First
As clock and calendar are radically reversed
America’s a casino now
And all the chips are in
We’re stuck holding deuces
Who do you think will win?
So it’s time to build a wall
Around our three-thousand mile mall
Better not let those brown folks in to work
At labors the brown-shirts would rather shirk
Well, you know Nobody won the 2016 election
But the plutocrats made their selection
Missiles and seig heils
Rise to salute his improbable erection
A psychopathic half-wit driven to emit
A shit-storm of unfiltered excrement
But we hold it obvious and self-evident
That Douchenozzle J. Thumplethinskin
Has no business even being free
Let alone our last President
All braggadocio and bling
As real as professional wrestling
Authentic as a QVC zirconium ring
This bumbling parody of villainy
Blowing the trumpet of tyranny
Bearing all the legitimacy
Of a three-trillion dollar bill
America, meet your poison pill
Thump! Thump! Thump!
Oh, good. There you are. Right on time. That’s quite a future you’ve been having!
Who am I, you may ask? Of course you do.
I have as many names as I have hats, and I have as many hats as Medusa has heads.
I’ve been called the Oracle of the Ouroborus, the Mistress of Misfortune, the Diva of Divination.
Some claim I am a vision of the future. Others say I am merely a mirror of the past.
Some say I am the fabric of space and time, itself. Others say that I am only the weaver of a fabulous tapestry.
Some think I am the deck, others that I’m the dealer. Deal with it.
Who am I to say who I am? But, my friends call me Sybil Wayward, and you can, too.
Sybil Wayward, free-lance gyromancer and transcendental mediator. Charmed, I’m sure.
And you are? Oh? Are you sure?
You, yes. No, no, you. Yes, you!
Who are you? Are you your senses, the cells, fluids, and organs which substantiate your body, or the sense of self who fluidly organizes the substance of your story?
More significantly, why are you? That’s what we’re here to explore.
Perhaps, you’d like to try your hand at palmistry?
Good, now I have you in the palm of my hand. Or, am I in the palm of yours? Is there a difference? Hmm, let’s see.
Shh, I’m listening to the sound of one hand not clapping.
Do you hear it? Listen.
Can you hear the chorus of chirality, the symphony of synchronicity, syncopated sirens singing out your destiny across the landscape of your hand? Of course you can.
Now, follow any line, winding like a river from the sea of eternity to the delta of your final dawn. Now is forever slipping away, yet it clings to you, wherever you go, and wherever you go, you always seem, nevertheless, to still be here.
Here, take a card. No. Not that one. Nor that one. Here, take this one!
And what did you choose? Ah, The Fool! What a wise choice. The journey of a thousand smiles begins with an oblivious step over the edge of a cliff. Fool me once!
Let’s see, now what’s the next card? Ah, the Wheel of Fortune. How lucky for you! Go on, buy a vowel. We’re having a special on vowels. Two for one. Dipthongs for a song. No? Oh, well. The story of my lives. Always a day late and a doll hair short.
Huh? What’s that? Talk to the good eye, dearie.
Oh, you say the deck is stacked? Of course, the deck is always stacked. It’s the nature of a deck to be stacked. Destiny deals from the bottom. Fate’s an inside job.
Hmm, wonder what the next card will be? Of course! The World. Exactly as I promised. The whole World is in your hand!
The World, as you see, is flat. Two dimensions, length and breadth, with just a slice of height, as thin as an instant. And here are the four corners of the World, from whence they flock to hear my famous foretellings. It’s all very Sibyl.
Oh, the World is round, you say? Maybe so. Like this crystal ball? Yes, gaze into this crystal ball. You knew it would come to this.
Who do you see, staring back at you? Is it I? Is that I there when you aren’t looking? How can you see your own eye, anyway? Isn’t that a bit of a strange loop? The world’s just your mind, turned inside-out. See? There you are. And here as well.
What’s the point, you say? What’s the point of a sphere? Is the sphere itself a point? We’re each as small as this crystal ball, and each as expansive as the Universe itself, self-similar expressions of circumnavigating circumstance.
Confused? Excellent. Lost? Perfect. The future’s in the palm of your hand, and just beyond your grasp. Proceed. Go on, now! Destiny awaits!
How many electrons dance on the head of a pin?
At what time did time begin?
Who knows what silence has to say?
How does nothingness pass the day?
Wherefore does a dream weigh
After daylight and doubt has chased it away?
Which random tangent shall we entertain?
Can we find the mind if it’s not in the brain?
These are the pressing questions
Unasked in their very expression
Here have we overflown lands
Overgrown by phony panaceas
Scaling loops of circular stairs
And plunging neckline nadirs of despair
Distilling volatile emotions
Into smokey lyrical potions
Here we’ve visited vistas
Of unintelligible synesthesia
Here Mnemosyne wrestles perpetually
With her evil twin Amnesia
Not nearly as noble as dynamite
And darker than stars devouring their own light
Bellowing out fire-demons of spite
Scorching the source of all we ignite
Who can spot the difference
Between observation and inference
Is it me? Is it you? Is it peer review?
What is the population of true?
All we need is the number and name
Of the witness with no skin in the game
What does it mean for something not to exist
How is that different from something you missed?
These are the pressing questions
Unasked in their very expression
Where’s the line between forgery and art?
What does authenticity matter
If the mark can’t tell them apart?
What are idols made in the image of?
Is time truly a Titan
Which swallows swaddling children
All the while protesting love?
Thundering conflicting commands
From lofty mountaintops above
As the faithful cut off their own hands
Fearful to trust their own plans
These are the pressing questions
Unasked in their very expression
Which tyrant rules uncharted territory?
Decreeing the chains of gravity?
Is there some uncountable entity
Synthesizing reality in a laboratory?
And if that’s who created the Universe
Is the creator of the creator someone even worse?
It’s bootstraps all the way down
A bottomless chasm you can’t get around
Maybe look to the future instead of the past
If it’s always found in the place you look last
We’ve heard all these proud
And definite words
And the endless arguments
They’ve happily spurred
Straw men and Santa Clause
Dueling in theaters of the absurd
Ideas getting carried away with themselves
Born to applause and greatness
But buried and bound to bookshelves
It’s all very quick
And terribly clever
But where shall we find the mystic physician
Who knows how to fix the human condition?
Consider the cost of consideration
The drag of deliberation
An arms race of experiments
To build the better conflagration
Inventing acrobatic instruments
To obscure examination
Is this culture past the date of expiration?
Spoiled with murky curdled traditions
Devoid of any credible claim
To serving any reasonable aim
Or can our lab coat heroes
Find some strain of redemption
Immune to the pangs of paradigm conception
Is there any sense assigning blame
When cure and poison are exactly the same?
What came before eternity?
What’s the formula for originality?
When did these broken notions of sin
Get twisted and mixed in
With evoking inner divinity?
How do we swallow our own tales
Taken to compass the cosmic scale?
As we’re bending them and sending them
Into maddened luminous hyperspheres
Blinded by the navel’s glorious glare
These are the pressing questions
Unasked in their very expression
Usual suspects rounded up and released
All the props of philosophers and priests
Yet the whodunit remains unsolved
And now the lab has utterly dissolved
Who cares who did it
We want to know why
Even if we only find plausible lies
All the mind’s cages buckled and bent
No one knows where the control group went
Medals all melted down again
Has the entire universe fallen in
Collapsing all which might have been?
These are the pressing questions
Unasked in their very expression
Truth is a goat
Herded though the desert
By gruff, bearded keepers
Bearing hooked and wooden sticks
Truth is a goat!
Truth is a goat
Stubborn and unyielding
Scaling the mountain
In search of itself
Truth is a goat!
Truth grazes on fiery gazes
Fixed on a stony creed
Written on truth’s tanned skin
Where it says knowledge
Is wrapped up in sin
Truth is a goat!
Truth ruts with gusto
Butting heads
With other truths
So eager to breed
And spread their seed
In temples and confessional booths
Truth is a goat!
Lonely holiness bellows
A hollow trumpet sound
Through the severed horns of Truth
Sacrificed in the name of the name
Bleating guilt
And bleating shame
Blurting Truths
Broken and tame
Oh beware if anyone dares
Say these goats are all the same
Truth is a goat!
Truth is a goat
And no one seems to raise goats anymore
It’s all sacred cows
And lambs to the slaughter
Dancing atop steepletop bells
Just as well
For Truth’s coming around the mountain
On a steep vertical crag
Where no biped dares to tread
Wild and unkempt terrain
Truth that won’t stay in a single head
Or remain in pickled brains
Truth is a goat!
Truth is a goat
And the ego is a dog
Barking and corralling
Wandering wayward Truths
Faithfully serving the Shepherd
Who butchers the meat of the matter
And sells the Truth to the highest bidder
Truth is a goat!
Truth is a goat
As old as the hills
Living on quotes
Getting by on cheap thrills
Hooves split asunder
And never quite still
Unafraid of thunder
Hungry, unfulfilled
Kind of makes you wonder
If the old goat really knows
And if we ever will
If we ever will
If we ever will
Is Truth A Goat?
Hippies and quotidians
Pentagons and Discordians
Primates of all ages and evolutionary stages
On the nonstop red-eye express from the womb to the tomb
The ride of our lives aboard the great vehicle
This plane’s been hijacked we’re under attack
And if you didn’t already know that
I’m afraid you don’t know Jack
We begin with a breath and end in a gasp
And that’s as much as some may grasp
Nothing to mourn, we’re all Being reborn
And that which clings will surely be torn
So how did we happen to meet at this play
And what’s this madman trying to say
About this Original Joke anyway?
Something to do with discord shaking dreams to the core
And how awarding some dumb apple once started a war
For a door cracked open on an incredible deed
Predictably undone by vanity and greed
Between the lines there’s plenty to read
As inside every apple reside infinite seeds
The difference between comedy and tragedy
Is primarily a matter of proximity
After the laughter has faded we’ll see
That levity is just the flip side of gravity
Oh, yes, a big cosmic joke, and we’re the butts
So not being crazy would be a little bit nuts
But if anything’s greater than the reaper’s grim rap
It’s the capacity to greet it with humor intact
Sometimes I’m racking up my frequent crier miles
So won’t you excuse me while I repaint my smile
Ouroboros before us
Ouroboros behind
In endless genesis
As the real unwinds
With a flash daylight devours
Last night’s slithering tale
Eleven flying elevators
Thought-trains jumping their rails
Inverted and bent closed-circuit events
All mere fragments, whatever they meant,
Wherever they went…
Well, it’s forever now or never
A watch in rivers of now
And it’s up to the woken one
To make sense of it all somehow
Is it a play?
Or is it a bird?
We’ve heard rumors of humor
Dressed in gowns of the absurd
And after the loss of laughter
You’ll grasp about every third word
Faster than a loco motive
With a head full of steam
Well, you may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not
I’m the Dream
We’re still here in our hypersphere
On tradewinds of imagery
Inklings along fractured frontiers
Scribbling provisional memories
That’s just us in juxtaposition
That’s just us in juxtaposition
Slipping in the wake of the stream
Sounds wrapped around recursions
Sounds wrapped around recursions
Sounds wrapped around recursions
Narratives tugging at extremes
There were double-twist contortionists
Double-takes and deja vu
You can call me a hopeless optimist
But a miracle’s always overdue
Is it a play?
Or is it a bird?
We’ve heard rumors of humor
Dressed in gowns of the absurd
And after the loss of laughter
You’ll grasp about every third word
Faster than a loco motive
With a head full of steam
Well, you may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not
I’m the Dream
It’s a Sphinx without a riddle
An oubliette without a hatch
A bow without a fiddle
Or a torch without a match
It’s a coil without a center
An explosion with no force
A device with no inventor
A serpent without a source
Is it a play?
Or is it a bird?
We’ve heard rumors of humor
Dressed in gowns of the absurd
And after the loss of laughter
You’ll grasp about every third word
Faster than a loco motive
With a head full of steam
Well, you may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not
I’m the Dream
Ouroboros before us
Ouroboros behind
In endless genesis
As the real unwinds
The road I ride
Isn’t marked on any map
It’s a little off to the side
From where pandas lay their traps
Out where outlaws hide
The tunnels are where I reside
A little dirt I take in stride
No room for undue pride
On the road I ride
’Twas the battle of White Mountain
Bohemian dreams in flames
And among the abandoned banners
Lay the opposites that were the same
Arsenals of vitriol
Launched in fits of ire
Save your face or save your soul
But either way it ends in fire
Chimera in a china shop
Bless this mess
It never stops
Ten thousand steps
To reach the top
But only one slip
For the bottom to drop
The clash of the sky Armadas
Under a musing moon
Eloquent wax melting
Janus candles lit too soon
Pyrite pyramids tower
As rockets burst above
Shooting stars don’t go that far
When the wish runs out of love
Chimera in a china shop
Bless this mess
It never stops
Ten thousand steps
To reach the top
But only one slip
For the bottom to drop
There were jars of bottled lightening
Scorched Earth all around
Shards of shattered rainbows
Snowflakes rising from the ground
Assassinated characters
Faces full of sand
Low-down spilled across the hill
Casting shadows on the land
Chimera in a china shop
Bless this mess
It never stops
Ten thousand steps
To reach the top
But only one slip
For the bottom to drop
Winter blew through and froze my bones
The angels throwing hailstones
We’ve crossed Juno, just so you know
And she’s notching icicles in her crossbow
The best laid plans of men and mice
Left us highways paved with ice
Snowballs rolling big and bold
I hope that jack-shack’s gonna hold
A flawless design
In the cloister of the mind
But will the pattern unwind
When put to the test
When the fabric meets the flesh
And veils fall in soft caress
When art devours artifice
And we stand naked nonetheless
When the meta is consumed by meat
Theories are great, but when do we eat?
You can lead minds to the kitchen sink
But I don’t believe you can make them think
So back to the old drawing board
And see if this one strikes a chord
For the blueprint’s only paper-thin
When the human element enters in
A flawless design
In the cloister of the mind
But will the pattern unwind
When put to the test
When the fabric meets the flesh
And veils fall in soft caress
When art devours artifice
And we stand naked nonetheless
If you’d plan to span the globe
Clad in royal threadbare robes
Well, every strength comes along
With weakness born of being strong
When ideas hit hard reality
Dragged by tractor-beams of gravity
And the parachute snags and tears
Remember we’re always halfway there
A flawless design
In the cloister of the mind
But will the pattern unwind
When put to the test
When the fabric meets the flesh
And the veils fall in soft caress
When art devours artifice
And we stand naked nonetheless
We’ve uncovered the plot of a book
And we’re surfing turning pages
Everywhere little Oedipa looks
We’re trapped in Tristero’s traces
Are we hoist in some twisted hoax
Or a warped hallucination?
Shadows wrapped in mystical cloaks
Fleeing with your imagination
Truth’s a many-headed hydra
Every answer has a twin
There isn’t any box big enough
To squeeze the Universe in
Maybe the pattern’s real
Or else completely fake
Maybe you’re only dreaming
That you’re actually awake
Maybe it’s transparent
Or utterly opaque
All there is is a point of you
A drop in an infinite lake
Skating third rails of radiation
Through concrete tunnels of perception
Fissuring degrees of gradiation
Splitting the spectrum of sensation
Just a half-step of separation
Dividing diamond-faced dimensions
Tinsel filaments of reflection
Lost in transit and translation
Sorting scattered glimmers
Of tableaus twisted and bent
Stirring a mixture of pictures
Chronicling impossible events
Truth’s a many-headed hydra
Every answer has a twin
There isn’t any box big enough
To squeeze the Universe in
Maybe the pattern’s real
Or else completely fake
Maybe you’re only dreaming
That you’re actually awake
Maybe it’s transparent
Or utterly opaque
All there is is a point of you
A drop in an infinite lake
Well, hell, we’ve crossed the Rubicon
And the die is irrevocably cast
Whatever laser-razed lost lexicons
Illuminate the hidden past
Are we in a digital analogy
A virtual reality imitation?
Marked by quirky peculiarities
Emerging from rainbows of gravitation?
Lyrical spherical symmetries
Encompassing the whole of the Earth
Wrapped around parallel polarities
Of entropy and rebirth
Truth’s a many-headed hydra
Every answer has a twin
There isn’t any box big enough
To squeeze the Universe in
Maybe the pattern’s real
Or else completely fake
Maybe you’re only dreaming
That you’re actually awake
Maybe it’s transparent
Or utterly opaque
All there is is a point of you
A drop in an infinite lake
Right at the corner of Vortex Street
And Enigma Avenue
Squatters blew up the Utopia Suite
So we’re booked in room Catch-22
Now is tomorrow with a backspin twist
And you’d better believe nothing unreal exists
Oh, I swear we’re halfway there
Down roundabout halls and endless stairs
Got to think around the box
To navigate this place
No vacancy in the Hotel Paradox
But we never run out of space
And we’re halfway there
Always halfway
Halfway there
The front desk has already checked out
The pool full of atmosphere
The marquee is powered by doubt
For if you knew, you wouldn’t be here
If you have to ask, the answer is know
‘Cause we ran out of answers ages ago
Oh, I swear we’re halfway there
Down roundabout halls and endless stairs
Got to think around the box
To navigate this place
No vacancy in the Hotel Paradox
But we never run out of space
And we’re halfway there
Always halfway
Halfway there
The time has come, the walrus said
To vacuum the upstairs ceiling
Time to lie in an unmade bed
And watch the paint a-peelin’
Well, nobody asked if you wanted to be
So free will’s an illusion if you ask me
Oh, I swear we’re halfway there
Down roundabout halls and endless stairs
Got to think around the box
To navigate this place
No vacancy in the Hotel Paradox
But we never run out of space
And we’re halfway there
Always halfway
Halfway there
You know the flow by where it won’t go
Those outlines define the shapes of the signs
Drawn in the span between high tide and low
Visible only when moonlight shines
Always digging and ditching
That double-edged duality
Emulating every enemy
As we go about the business
Of re-branding reality
Spiraling staircase
Spells out the word
That all eyes know
And no ears have heard
Four letters in the flesh
Swirling in a soup
Strangely stirred
Walking the talk
Stumbling and slurred
Banks of currency backed by trust
Storing the solid light of the sun
Accounts inherited by birthright of dust
With a ballooning balance known by none
Variable interest which self-adjusts
And long lines of numbers which add up to one
Spiraling staircase
Spells out the word
That all eyes know
And no ears have heard
Four letters in the flesh
Swirling in a soup
Strangely stirred
Walking the talk
Stumbling and slurred
So we’re making matters in our own hands
For all we are are blueprints in sand
With the endless supply of endless demand
Swimming through the subspace substrate
Creation in search of something to create
Anagrams and amalgamated visions
Fused by the art of inverted fission
Spiraling staircase
Spells out the word
That all eyes know
And no ears have heard
Four letters in the flesh
Swirling in a soup
Strangely stirred
Walking the talk
Stumbling and slurred
The face of the tabula rasa
Emptiness awaiting the wind
Like a mad priestess of Pythia
Inhaling infinities within
Exhaling soap-bubble streams
Running on the last synapse
Juggling fragile dreams
Until all save one collapse
I made my way to this domain
Dancing in the serpent’s lair
Dissolving the shallow and vain
Washing myself right out of my hair
When the right hand knows
What the left hand feels
When opposites match
Epiphanies flash
And sparks catch
Illuminating the wick
Just you mind the magic
Watch the other hand
That’s where you’ll find the trick
At the crossroads the curtain rippled
Centuries swept away
And then our numbers tripled
When the djinn came out to play
Eternity etched in hourglass sands
Symbols distilled through the ages
Keep whatever you catch in your hands
And transmute it upon these pages
Did you anticipate this instant’s arrival
Grasping at tattered coat-tails?
Can you taste the rag-tag sense of style
Can you hear the breeze rustling these sails?
When the right hand knows
What the left hand feels
When opposites match
Epiphanies flash
And sparks catch
Illuminating the wick
Just you mind the magic
Watch the other hand
That’s where you’ll find the trick
Alchemy is all about purity
Dialing down the ego noise
Rising higher with every degree
That the fire-walk destroys
Sitting in the crucible
We’re cranking up the gas
Down to bare essentials
Extracting music from the mass
We’ve caught a drop of magic
Raining from phantom clouds
Distilled in the alembic
Until it sings the spell out loud
When the right hand knows
What the left hand feels
When opposites match
Epiphanies flash
And sparks catch
Illuminating the wick
Just you mind the magic
Watch the other hand
That’s where you’ll find the trick
There’s quite the crisis on Haywire Hill
By now we all ought to know the drill
It’s enough to make old Murphy ill
Any glitch which can show up probably will
We’re caught in the eye of a psychic cyclone
Yes, a hell of a mess, and you’re not alone
Better hunker down until the ripples have blown
For retrograde wrinkles all that is known
The state of fate’s a little bit perverse
As if we’re under some curious curse
Maybe it’s Mercury orbiting reverse
Or maybe it’s the rest of the Universe
Hold on to your hat, hope it has wings
And watch out for outrageous arrows and slings
Messages arrive dented and bent
It’s that reality check that no one sent
No, that’s not at all what I meant
You’ve got the letter but not the intent
I’d love to chat, but I’d better run
You know, this ragtag bag, it weighs a ton
Not everyone likes the prize they won
Please don’t shoot, I’ve only just begun
For the wages are tendered in verse
That tricky Mercury has the wit to disperse
And if events seem to be turning adverse
Without the lessons it’d be even worse
So I brought my thoughts to the mail slot
Still panting from the planetary juggernaut
Triple-stamped in care of all who sought
And lost, and found again the plot
The state of fate’s a little bit perverse
As if we’re under some curious curse
Maybe it’s Mercury orbiting reverse
Or maybe it’s the rest of the Universe
Hold on to your hat, hope it has wings
And watch out for outrageous arrows and slings
Rhapsody in Retrograde
Cavalcade of escapades
Rhapsody in Retrograde
Promenade of plans mislaid
Rhapsody in Retrograde
Serenades for renegades
The state of fate’s a little bit perverse
As if we’re under some curious curse
Maybe it’s Mercury orbiting reverse
Or maybe it’s the rest of the Universe
Hold on to your hat, hope it has wings
And watch out for outrageous arrows and slings
You can call Her the Dark Mother
You could call Her the Mountain’s Daughter
You can call Her Whatever
Yes, she’ll sever your poor head
And then deliver up another
You know, matters may not get better
But they’ll be different all the same
For that chatter won’t really matter
And the matter won’t really mind
When you go off to leave all the Maya behind
For each day is a tango with death
Dancing true blue tempos
Among shadows and echoes
As simple as holding a breath
And then letting it go
Jai Ma Kali Nemo
She’s the midwife of mystery
Domain as far as any third eye can see
Bearing and tearing fragile realities
We’ve crossed the rubicon, it’s ride or die
There’s no unseeing it now, how the self is a lie
You can drink from the river but it will never be dry
This mortal plane’s a crazy game
We’re just playing at being you and me
It takes grace to face a Kali makeover
Hold still, you’ll get over whoever you were
For each day is a tango with death
Dancing true blue tempos
Among shadows and echoes
Simple as holding a breath
And then letting it go
Jai Ma Kali Namo
Recycling worn forms and spent energy
The snake is awake, it’s all Kundalini
Emanations from the Universe’s Yoni
Trillions of transitory stories
Changing faces places and names
Kali Durga Uma Parvati
Manifold incarnations of Devi and Shakti
Immersion and dispersion in a thundering sea
That which clings will surely be torn
But there’s nothing to mourn, we’re all Being reborn
Cause each day is a tango with death
Dancing true blue tempos
Among shadows and echoes
Simple as holding a breath
And then letting it go
Jai Ma Kali Namo
Oh, where were we?
We were thinking about where we were
When we walked out past the who knows what
And then out of the jungle jumped a jangled ball
Of tangled and twisted hesitation
It was waiting for something to wait for
Hoping for a sudden burst of optimism
To drop from the dark rivulets of doom
Then there were the aftereffects
Of all that foreshadowing
Burning holes in the red carpets
Down the hallways of happenstance
And into the gloomy rooms of never can be
Back up the elevator shafts of impossibility
Do you remember?
Do you remember where we were
Halfway there, or a little less
In the infinite regress of the infinite regress
Oh where were we?
In a hall of a million mirrors
And all of these reflections of me
Carrying out eight billion careers
And many of them were sorry to see
This expanding mass of humanity
With their whys and their wherefores
And their why must this be?
And I looked to them for answers
And they looked back at me
And those eyes went on to infinity
Seeing more than any of us dare confess
Seeing past the however and the nevertheless
In the infinite regress of the infinite regress
Oh I forgot to remember
Or did I remember to forget
But it’s as clear as legalese
Or some obscure dialect of Cantonese
What I mean to say about the box
Inside the box
Inside the box
Inside the box
Ad infinitum
And so on
And so forth
The recapitulation of the retelling
Of a story that was never told in the first place
No, only the tale of it took off
Spreading like a brush-fire in the desert
A great legend of an epic
A quest for nothing in a world of far too much
Well, did we find it?
Nothing, that is.
Not at all.
Where did we find it?
Never be sure but here’s my best guess
In the infinite regress of the infinite regress
That which you’re used to
And that which seems new
Flirt through a curtain
Of never gonna happen
And almost didn’t make it
Slipping through the cracks
Of detours down garden paths
If it meant any more
It might be meaningless
Taking a break from eternity’s recess
Just to wrap my mind around my mind
Descending into the deepest end
And the deathless unending endlessness
Oh how did we ever get into this mess
Of the infinite regress of the infinite regress
If you want to live forever, you’ve got to talk real slow…If you want to live forever, you’ve got to never finish a thought. Never finish a thought.
If you talk slow enough, then the thought that you’re talking about catches up with the thought you were thinking, about the thought you are having, about how if you want to live forever, you’ve got talk real slow, if you want to live forever…
Caught this hotfoot surfing volcanoes
But only when the lava tide’s low
Touring Texarkana via tornado
Pursuing rumors of ice-blue buffalo
Hitched a northbound balloon and damn near froze
Selling kilos of snow to the Eskimos
Courting the worst-case scenario
With a chain-gang of leprechauns in tow
Oh, you have to know this ain’t my first rodeo
Yo-yo
Pogo stick
Wax and wick
Icy slick
Logistic tricks
Animated meat
Meet concrete street
Follow that clown
With the big red frown
Whichever verb
Does the noun
You know
Whichever verb
Does the noun
Knick-knacks
Triple stacked
Look, I’ve got eyes
On the back of my back
Kicking at air
Is anything there?
Build a moat
Around the I
Draw the bridge
Then wonder why
The fortress fails
To edify
The fortress fails
To edify
Yin yang
Finger bang
Sir you rang?
Hierarchical harangues
Jump? How high?
Now scrape the sky
Birth the Sun and scorch your thighs
You’re lucky to even qualify
Trickle down oil spills
Duck your head it’s just a drill
Don’t know who will
Pay the bills
When we only
Work for play
Jack be shady, Jack be slick
Well, Jack ran off with the music stick
Is half a loaf any better
Than a half-assed cranial kick?
Well, we’ve got wax
And we’ve got wicks
But the candle won’t call it magic
No the candle won’t call it magic
If the flicker’s in on the trick
No the candle won’t call it magic
If the flicker’s in on the trick
In on the trick
You say more poison is the cure?
No, that’s just pure non sequitur
Now do tell what fresh circle of hell?
And are you sure you’re sure?
Well, I think the chance is one in ten
Better confiscate their pens
Now is morphing into then
Groovin’ on that grimoire grammar
Slam the gavel!
Jack the hammer!
Correlate unrelated dates
Don’t stop
To hesitate
Just hold your wait
Hold your weight
And activate
Tick-tock
Kick the clock
Round the block
That joke’s debunked
The cost is sunk
And the potion’s drunk
On the fast-track
To a cul-de-sac
In the back
Of a jacked-up Cadillac
Be sure your big break
Don’t break you right back
Be sure your big break
Don’t break you right back
Word salad lightly tossed
Assonance the special sauce
Pre-sale clichès at half the cost
Scrabbled Yahtzee Boggle
Rocket moon boondoggles
Don infra-violet goggles
Helmet meet baton
There’s your crown, peon
Win the hamster marathon
For it’s half-past time
Half-past time
Half-past time to Immanentize
An Eschaton
Imminent ties
The Eschaton
Imminent ties
The Eschaton
The sky was raining question marks
Djinn spinning in bodies of dust
Air rippling with cobalt sparks
Dancing in fantasies of treasure and trust
Coming to in a bed of thorns
Beneath a scalding hot pink dome
The wailing wind imitating horns
Mirages curdling up with foam
Clouds and crowds appeared like smoke
Where nothing at all should be
And all at once like a Cosmic Joke
Dawned a shimmering glimmer of destiny
Well, it’s time and it’s time
And it’s time to write the future
It had to happen later or sooner
For the second hand is the Great Undoer
So know your spell well
When the bellwether chimes
Cause like they say
Like they say
History rhymes
The ambrosia and the nectar flowed
And then the star struck nine
Falling from the comet she rode
Hanging from a dangling vine
A silent voice was thundering
In a cadence soft and divine
Said we heard you out here wondering
If you can read between the signs
Can you read between the signs?
Well, the Mobius Band got out of hand
Stripping the fabric from the folds
When the hourglass ran out of sand
And told a tale which never ever grows old
Well, it’s time and it’s time
And it’s time to write the future
It had to happen later or sooner
For the second hand is the great undoer
So know your spell well
When the bellwether chimes
Cause like they say
Like they say
History rhymes
Goatman Pan with a pipe and a plan
Playin’ that good ole Bacchanalian Jam
Looping Shepherd’s tones through miles of caves
As droves of dryads come in waves
Sarasvati strumming slide sitar
Pondering swansongs down from the stars
Drawing each breath toward that which inspires
Rolling through ragas which never expire
Shiva rocking skins with all six limbs
Beating up on singularity’s rim
Drumming out the dead in single file
Chugging Soma like it’s going out of style
Like it’s going out of style
Well, it’s time and it’s time
And it’s time to write the future
It had to happen later or sooner
For the second hand is the great undoer
So know your spell well
When the bellwether chimes
Cause like they say
Like they say
History rhymes
High mojo in the whole
Heavy spells getting sprung
From the bottom of my soul
To the tip of my tongue
I come bearing an hourglass
Where the sand flows both ways
Not very clear on matters of mass
Tho’ quite precise where energy plays
Remember the future about like the past
Clouded by all that I’m missing today
All I can say is both move very fast
In the slowest of all possible ways
From swerve of shore
To bend of bay
Ending up where it once begun
A way a lone a last a loved
Along the riverrun
I find my way by ballpoint compass
As the world’s mapped on a sphere
Needle tuned to the heart of bliss
Nested in a maze of ten billion gears
Right now it’s pointing directly at this
Voyage of thought on waves to your ears
As a sailor who knows it’s easy to miss
Islands of hope in storms of fear
From swerve of shore
To bend of bay
Ending up where it once begun
A way a lone a last a loved
Along the riverrun
Half of humanity’s planted on Earth
So the rest could sculpt the sky
Someone must keep the sense of mirth
In a mound of molasses ten miles high
In the intermission between death and birth
We get to be ghosts with the freedom to fly
Relearn what a good limitation is worth
The way you dig on a well gone suddenly dry
From swerve of shore
To bend of bay
Ending up where it once begun
A way a lone a last a loved
Along the riverrun
You’d never guess it from their tattered jackets
Four shadows sharing the glare
How they rode skyward chariots
And vaulted the moon on a dare
Well, I tell you, it was a sordid affair
How the clown confronted the crown
And both of their heads came tumbling down
Read more: Shamboozled
I’m not trying to rise to sainthood
Nor vying for a Nobel prize
I plan to be good and misunderstood
So here’s a word or two for the wise
My miracles are mighty meager
Y’all better bring your own wine
Yes, I’ve been known to walk on water
But only in the winter time
Oh, sugar-coated half-truths
Go better with a shaker of salt
And if you wind up in Heaven
It ain’t gonna be my fault
Do us all a big favor
You can thank yourself later
Better be, better be your own savior
Because you’ve seen a side of me
You might think you’ve seen it all
Relegate me to the role you see
As if anyone were that small
I’ve been confused for my depictions
A case of mistaken identity
Yes, it’s true, I do fit the description
But no, that doesn’t even cover me
Yes, sugar-coated half-truths
Go better with a shaker of salt
And if you wind up in Heaven
It ain’t gonna be my fault
Do us all a big favor
You can thank yourself later
Better be, better be your own savior
Wouldn’t be caught dead in chain-mail
No, knighthood is not for me
Not on a hunt for some bloody Grail
And I say leave the dragons be
Oh, I’ll serve my head on a platter
If that’s what the music craves
For love of what truly matters
Carried away in the carrier waves
Just a Mariachi for your courtships
In this moment we all designed
Songs on my lips as I’m gathering tips
And leaving a little peace on my mind
For sugar-coated half-truths
Go better with a shaker of salt
And if you wind up in Heaven
It ain’t gonna be my fault
Do us all a big favor
You can thank yourself later
Better be, better be your own savior
Better be, better be your own savior