Transorbital

There’s a hole in my pocket where I keep my lost marbles
A delicate seesaw where reality wobbles
In a garbled sea of serenading angels
Strapped to a table and surrounded by spies
I think these demons are getting wise
Maybe I just need a little more exorcise

First you’ll be baptized with electric goo
Seventy hertz of holy spirit bolting through you
And then the crucifix comes into view
I’m sorry, did you say, “auditory hallucinations”
Well, I’ve been pursuing a more credible delusion
And they’ve got a new psychosurgical solution

I need a frontal lobotomy
Like I need a hole in my head
Oh, dear Dr. Freeman won’t you set me free
To achieve transorbital velocity
And nobody needs to worry about me
Oh, no, not anymore
Hell, who knows what that part of the brain
Is even meant to be for
And I must be the one who’s insane
Since I’m on this side of that door
Let’s get transorbital
Let’s get transorbital…

Well nothing makes me more annoyed
Then when they get to calling me “paranoid”
With all the assassins I’m tryin to avoid
They’re stealing pep from my step and I cry for hours
And I fear I’ll fry if I hop in that shower
For the KGB has jury-rigged the power

My brother says this but my mother says that
And the dog and cat say I just need another zap
The UFO’s tune in through my dental caps
It’s a bad mental rap can’t you see
Cause they’ve got nuts crazier than me
Running the asylum in Washington, D.C.

Oh, yeah baby, it’s the talk of the town,
Dr. Freeman he can calm you right down
That transoribital lobotomy will bring you around
You’ll forget all about being sick
He’ll pull off a slick little magic trick
Chip the shell from the nuts with a chisel pick

I need a frontal lobotomy
Like I need a hole in my head
Oh, dear Dr. Freeman won’t you set me free
To achieve transorbital velocity
And nobody needs to worry about me
Oh, no, not anymore
Hell, who knows what that part of the brain
Is even meant to be for
And I must be the one who’s insane
Since I’m on this side of that door
Let’s get transorbital
Let’s get transorbital…